Indoor Herb Growing (Not That Kind Of Herb)

My parents got me this nifty indoor herb grower for my birthday, and they're all coming up nicely (basil, dill and thyme).

I've also added a gourd to my collection, this one never got any larger than it was back in May, but the vine was dying, so I cut it loose before it fell apart, also. Comparing it to the other three, I guess it's not that bad a size.

I've received two letters now from the Nazis regarding untrimmed dead plants in my front yard. Today I took care of the only thing left out there that could possibly be offending their sensibilities. Before the summer is up I may have to trim said plant into the shape of a middle finger to show my appreciation for them looking out for me. Thanks HOA, I heart you.